As for Christmas. Santa brought Emmi a pimp Radio Flyer wagon. One of the all wood ones that weighs like 300lbs. Will she be able to pull it? Probably not until she's like 17. But you know what? That's all right. I wanted one but never got one. *My parents got me a wheel barrow. Do you know what it's like, when you're 6 years old, have no friends, and sit in your yard, by yourself, in a wheel barrow, and get mocked by other neighborhood kids in their Radio Flyers? Yeah it's damaging. That wasn't going to happen Emmi. I wanted her to have a wagon that would run over small children and animals. Taryn will probably post pics of it later.
Now on to Santa. What's up with this guy? He delivered the wagon, but didn't put it together. I don't know if he had to lay off some Elf's or is waiting on his economic stimulus package or what. He left it up to me. Dude is getting lazy. Good thing is there are no left over spare parts. Can't really guarantee that it's assembled correctly, but on the short trips up and down the street, it managed to stay together.
As for Kona's Christmas present, Santa and his parents were really lacking this year. I did manage to take him out yesterday and do one of his favorite things......mountain bike. I did receive one comment that I'm sure we'll be hearing more of. "Hey look, it's Marley!!" in reference to the moving Marley and me. Yes, it was kind of cute but I forsee this being said to me so many times when I'm out with him, that I'm going to want to start throat punching people. Yes he's a yellow lab, yes he looks like the dog in the movie, yes he's kind of goofy......but his name is KONA. I can see that the market for yellow labs within the next month is going to grow exponentially. I'm glad we're ahead of the curve and got KONA prior to it being the "in" thing to do. Maybe we can actually market him as that dog "Marley" and have him do guest appearances at bars and whatnot. Maybe make a little money off of him.
Think that's all I got for now. Maybe I'll chime in next week with my new years resolution...
*Disclaimer: My parents actually got me a Radio Flyer wagon. I posted that merely for entertainment purposes. As for the whole no friends thing.......let's just say it's hard to pull yourself in a wagon.


